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David, look!
Look at that! Look!
- Wheels! - Wheels?
There are wheels. It's like a big car.
Yes?
Okay.
Whoa!
Come on.
Okay. Whoa.
Okay.
- Is that a house? - I don't see any houses.
Over there.
David!
Garden is small.
No!
Garden of Eden is big! Like this!
You okay?
Is the heart murmur getting louder?
Back her up. Nice and slow.
There you go now, nice and slow.
And...
All right, listen up, everyone!
Now this here is Mr. Jacob, and this is Monica Yi.
Mr. Yi is an expert chicken sexer.
He's worked in California and Seattle, so, uh,
let's give him a big Arkansas welcome!
This way.
Okay, here we put the males in the blue bin
and the females in the white bin.
Okay, go to work.
David.
Okay. You read the E volume
and I'll read the C volume.
Oh.
Mom, what can I do?
Hmm...
It's good.
Let's give them Mountain Dew.
No! Only water. Okay?
Okay...
Write it big.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Well, the mobile home was set up
approximately three weeks ago,
and the owner had yet to tie it down.
When the wind came, it just started rolling.
My favorite. My favorite.
Mmm.
Hmm...
Just set it down anywhere.
- Is it down? - Yes.
I'm... I'm thinkin' about water.
I think about water, let the stick do the rest.
I find it every time.
So that's $250
for one good, clean water well
and, uh, $300 for two.
$300?
I tell you what then.
Fella before you thought he could save money, too.
You know what happened to him, huh?
No, we don't need.
Let's go back.
Okay?
We use our minds.
where will the water go?
High place or low place?
Low place.
There?
Okay.
There.
Why? 'Cause trees like water.
David?
For the house, we have to pay for water.
Huh?
David.
Now you're a common sense man, Mr. Yi,
taking land folks are too scared to buy.
- I admire a thinking man. - Thank you.
Now, let me tell you, with farming these days,
you gotta go big or go home, that's just how it is.
It's a good time for it.
Reagan's out to make sure that the farmers are happy.
And I'll be right here to help you.
Thank you very much. You brought your helper.
Would you like a sucker?
I bet you would like the blue one.
What do you say? Thank you.
You're welcome.
If there's something wrong, you can call the owner.
I'm just the one hauling it.
Hey, there. My name's Paul.
Say hello.
Okay. Two thousand.
Thank you. You know, Mr. Yi,
if you want,
I drive these things all day.
I drive them in my sleep.
I'm a good worker.
Thank you,
but these are Korean vegetables, Korean fruits.
Korean?
I wanna show you something.
You better take a look at this.
Look at this.
This is old money. It's Korean War money.
Yes, sir. I was there. It was a hard time.
I'm sure you know.
Here, you wanna take it?
David. What do you say?
You know, it's funny. The minute I saw you,
I knew we were gonna be friends.
Can I pray?
- Sorry? - Just wait a minute.
Thank you. Thank you, God.
Thank you for the Yi family.
Thank you for this divine appointment.
Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
Amen! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Big things!
You got big things for this family.
Okay.
Yeah, of course.
What?
David...
Wow!
Oh!
David!
Mmm.
David?
David, come.
Thank you, Grandma. Hmm?
You know,
you might wanna think about doing something out here.
- You know... - Huh?
You know what an exorcism is?
Yeah.
You know...
What happened out here,
it's no good.
Something like that.
Yeah... Real good.
Out!
Out in the name of Jesus! Out!
Out!
♪ In the name of Jesus Out! ♪
Okay.
Now things... Things will grow.
How come you're putting them so close together?
You don't wanna put them so close together like that.
You gotta put them like, further apart, like that.
No. Is that right?
Yeah, this is right.
Otherwise, you just gonna grow tiny little lettuces.
You wanna grow like, grow them up!
No, is here to here.
Shoot, man. We'll grow them the Arkansas way.
You know? You'll be happy.
I'm telling you.
You'll be happy.
♪ You'll be happy I'll be happy... ♪
Paul.
No, no, no. Get that away from me in the name of Jesus.
In the name of Jesus, get that away. Choo, choo, choo.
You crazy, man. You... You crazy.
Just don't pass those cigarettes to me.
Okay. Just do it. Okay.
Come on, let's get this soil wet.
- Okay, ready? - Yeah.
Wow. Okay.
That's free water.
Stop, David.
Go back! David, go back to your room!
- Stop! - David.
David, go to your room.
David, come.
There's a Korea smell!
You've never even been to Korea!
Grandma smells like Korea.
David.
Hmm.
I want some.
No, this is mine.
Yours is right there.
Hmm...
David!
Ah...
You know, she can't even read.
She isn't like a real grandma.
You like Grandma.
Thank you.
David.
- I'm going down. - David!
David, come up here now!
I'm telling Mom.
Mmm.
Good boy. Mmm.
Good boy.
Mmm.
Hmm.
Only for kids.
Do you want to try?
David...
"Is this a dream? Is this a dream?"
Hmm? Okay?
Penis-uh broken. Penis-uh broken.
It's not called a penis!
It's called a ding-dong!
Huh?
Ding-dong. Ding-dong.
What a wonderful day
to be in the house of the Lord.
If you're here with us for the first time,
please stand.
Now, don't be ashamed. Y'all stand up.
What a beautiful family.
I'm glad you're here.
Okay, you can be seated. Thank you.
Hi, I'm Monica. How long y'all been in town?
Uh... Where you been hiding?
I'm sorry, my English not so good.
Oh, it's okay, we'll teach you English.
You're just too cute!
- Thank you! - Okay.
- Okay, thank you. - So cute.
Hey.
Can you stop me if I say something in your language?
Um...
Sure.
Chinga-chinga-chon chama-chama-choo?
Why is your face so flat?
It isn't.
My name is Johnnie. What's yours?
David.
Nice to meet you, David.
Hey, David.
Blow pomo como lomo?
Oh. Como...
That means aunt in Korean.
That is so neat!
But I don't like Grandma!
No? Why can't you?
Why?
Broken ding-dong. Ding-dong broken.
Paul, what are you doing?
It's, uh... It's Sunday. This is my church.
Okay. Do you need a ride?
No, I gotta finish this.
I'll see you Monday.
See you, Paul.
Pretty boy! Pretty boy! Pretty...
I'm not pretty! I'm good-looking!
It is a dream. This isn't real.
Good boy! Good boy! Good boy! Good boy!
Good boy! Good boy.
David!
Okay?
- Paul. - Yeah.
Why is this so dry?
It is dry.
Is that dry over there?
Yeah, it's pretty much dry all over.
This one, too. There's no water. Bone dry.
We better check that well.
If it's water table well,
you won't get much further.
You know, if you wanted, you could try with this.
You could try with these guys.
You ever see one of these guys?
Oh, not there. Not there.
We need to find water somewhere.
If that soil ain't wet, you're gonna lose the crop.
Ow!
There's some good stuff out here,
Mr. Jacob Yi.
There's some good stuff out here, Mr. Jacob Yi.
Oh, it's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful, Mr. Jacob Yi.
I think we better send it to Dallas.
- Paul. - Yeah?
Good job.
Very good job.
Good job.
Okay, that's... That's enough.
Uh...
- Paul! Come on! - What?
- Take it back! - What for?
Put it back.
What happened?
Take it back?
Whoa...
Where are they getting their produce at?
California.
They just change it like that on you?
You know, we still got some time, Jacob.
You know, we'll find someplace else.
It ain't rotting on the vines.
Korean people, big city, you never trust them!
Well, forget... Just forget about Dallas.
Forget about Dallas.
There's always Oklahoma City. Or Memphis...
I'm still paying for water!
We'll try and get the...
It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
I have to go to work, okay? To go to work.
It's gonna be all right!
Oh.
David. David!
David, go change. It's time to go.
- Where? - Church picnic.
This just gets better and better.
Okay. Okay.
Strong! Strong boy! Mmm!
Strong boy. Mmm!
♪ Minari, minari, minari ♪
♪ Wonderful, wonderful minari ♪
Wonderful, wonderful minari.
I wanna come, too.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
♪ Minari, minari ♪
♪ Wonderful, wonderful ♪
♪ Minari ♪
♪ Wonderful ♪
♪ Minari ♪
♪ Minari... ♪
♪ Minari, minari ♪
♪ Wonderful, wonderful ♪
♪ Minari ♪
What?
Hmm.
Why is she like that?
We'll call Mom from church. Get dressed.
When Jesus comes again,
what a glorious day that's gonna be.
But what are you gonna say when He asks...
I'm going to go call Mom, okay?
Okay.
...Sue from the bank...
Excuse me.
...why is Earl from the grocery store
not with us?
Why didn't you preach the good news of salvation
to those precious people?
David...
When will they come home?
I don't know.
There's that cross guy.
You think he saw?
I heard he got dirt floors and he shits in a bucket.
He got no water where he lives.
Oh.
How's Grandma?
Mom said we could stay with friends.
Really?
My mom's friend keeps this here.
He don't mind.
Wanna try some?
Does it hurt?
Put it like this.
It only hurts if you eat it. So don't eat it, stupid!
I'm a cowboy!
You won't get points that way.
Get a junk card. You'll get more money.
- This one? - Yeah!
This is a great game.
Yeah.
All right, boys, breakfast
is right here.
There you go.
Come here, boo. Give me a hug. Come on over here.
Come here.
Get over here. Let me look at you. You sleep good?
That's your buddy, huh?
Hey, it's good to meet you.
Go on, eat your breakfast.
How's your daddy like that new farm?
Hmm?
Good.
He growing things good, doing things right?
Yes.
That's good.
I knew the fella who was there before.
- Who? - Bucky Reed.
He went flat broke.
Boom.
I guess it's what a man does.
You tell your mom I was here all night.
Okay.
And you help your dad on that farm. All right?
You hear me?
All right, Johnnie,
I'll see you in a little while, all right?
I'm going to work.
Mom wants to go back to California
because of Grandma.
When?
First, they're going to check your heart, and then decide.
Would you rather live with Mom or Dad?
I don't know.
Me neither.
David. David.
Paul.
Oh. Thank you so much.
- Hmm. - Oh, sorry.
But don't put that kimchi too far away. I like it.
Oh!
It made me sweat on my head.
- You know? - You okay?
I'm good.
You're our first guest here.
I'm honored.
Hmm.
I'm gonna put some oil in here.
Paul, she sees something here.
- Right here? - Yeah, yeah.
Look out.
Look out, it's gonna...
Cast you out!
Hear our prayer, oh, Heavenly Father.
Hear this prayer. Come down, Jesus, to me, oh, Lord.
Only you can heal. Only you can heal her.
It feels different, doesn't it?
Mmm, yeah.
- It feels like, lighter. - Yes, yes.
- I feel light. - Ah!
Thank you. Thank you, Paul. Thank you so much.
- Thank you. - Uh, wait here.
- I have something here. Yeah. - Okay.
Hey.
Do you... Do you want me to...
To pray for you and...
If you want.
Why?
No need.
I meant...
Come early tomorrow, okay? Lot of work.
108 degrees today,
which beats the record all to smithereens.
It was 101 set way on back in the 50s.
Let's take a look right now at the full heat wave.
There it is, 17 days' worth. And...
Mmm-hmm.
Hmm.
You're good. This one's good.
- This one's good. - Okay.
They're all good.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, just one more thing.
It's good. What do you think
they're gonna say when they see that?
Jacob.
This good. Okay, this good.
It's good. Yes.
Hey.
They won't say no. They won't say no.
Okay. Okay.
I love these.
It's a very exciting move. It's a very important move.
Jacob...
- O... Okay. - Yes!
Thank you.
All right.
All right, buddy.
You can sit up, get dressed,
and go wait in the waiting room. How's that sound?
- Good. Thank you. - Thank you.
Mr. and Mrs. Yi?
Ready to see you now.
Okay, see,
this is where blood flows out, like a door.
Open, close, open, close.
You see how close the hole is here?
Now this is why the California doctor wanted to wait
till he's a bit older before surgery.
But, and are you ready?
It looks like the hole is getting smaller.
- What? - It's still there,
but in comparing measurements,
it's a significant improvement.
All right, this means we can rule out surgery,
and we can see if the hole closes up on its own.
This is very good news.
But sound has gotten louder.
Yes. Sometimes, as the hole gets smaller,
the sound gets louder.
Loud is good.
Are we happy?
Yes, I'm happy. Thank you.
Must be the Ozark water.
Whatever it is you're doing, don't change a thing.
Hey, what are these?
I'm guessing some kind of...
Or maybe it's seeds.
It kind of looks like peanuts.
Kinda looks like peanuts chopped in half.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh.
Grandma!
Yeah. Mark it.
That be where it is.
David.
Here, David.
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